You guys, I crushed a gecko with my head. Eeeeewwwwwww. He was hanging out under my PILLOW and when I put my head down, I crushed him. I had no idea until later when I found a mangled gecko body on my bed. SO GROSS!

Also, an office update! They have decided to kill the rats, so there are now sometimes dead rat bodies laying around the office.

I FEEL LIKE I’M ON SURVIVOR OR SOMETHING.

My new office is (unintentionally) hilarious. It’s perfectly adequate, especially for here, but there are a few oddities that amuse me greatly:

• The power goes out almost every day.
• The building was struck by lightening recently and now the internet doesn’t work.
• The roof leaks when it rains (which is almost every day). During a huge rainstorm the other day, it was like someone was spraying the office with a hose.
• There’s a rat that lives in the staff lounge. I often see its tail poking out from behind boxes.
• The bathroom is… wet. I don’t even know what else to say about it. The floor is always a huge puddle and there is water dripping down the walls. Always, even on days with no rain. I have no idea why it is like that
• Ants have been slowly moving an enormous dead cockroach across the floor. It is taking days. Everyone is leaving them undisturbed to do their work.

I like it.